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I came out swinging

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third-round-charm:

Dear Tumblr,
Perhaps you don’t know the only fucking thing an anchor is designed to do. Just to be safe, I’ve fixed your tattoos for you. - Craig

if this doesn’t become a famous text post, i think i’d go insane…

Actually, anchors aren’t just meant to sink, they’re also meant to grab onto the sea floor surface, usually by come combination of hooks, mushroom shapes, plows, or (yes, sometimes) just massive mass.

(Source: popping-smoke, via foreveralonewithfiftyyachts)

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deanwinchestire:

I found an unopened pack of Batman silly bands so I opened them and I caN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S DANCING

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take it back now y’all

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CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH

(via jessthevoice)

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A thing!

Rule #1 always post the rules.
Rule#2 answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new ones.
Rule #3 tag 11 people then link them in the post.
Rule #4 tell them you tagged them
Rule #5 tell the person that tagged you that… 

h3ybulld0g here you go!

1: what is my favorite song lyric and why? 

my favorite song lyric is the last lyric in the song Swords and Pens and it says “not broke, just bent” and this is important to me because i was in a car accident not too long ago and i hated being a burden to people because of my pain. I never wanted to be broke and i wasn’t, just bent.

2:what is one thing you think children should be taught to ensure a better future?

I think we should all be taught to have an open mind to anything. All too often I find people unwilling to see other sides of arguments and agreeing only with themselves and that isn’t a good conduit for forward thinking.

3: whats your favorite animal and why?

ducks…. cause …. DUCKS

4: what is a TV show I can watch all day everyday?

Archer, or Bobs Burgers they are both pretty amazing.

5: Who is your favorite Disney princess and why?

ummmmmmm…. princess Leia!

 6: Aliens, whats up with that?

um they do stuff with peoples butts i think?

7: who do you think Batman can take in a fight? who would kick his ass? 

ummm Iron man i think, and dead pool would kick his ass duh!

8: who is my favorite batman villain and why?

i LOVVVVVE the Riddler, he is so funny! 

9: what as the last concert i went too and how was it?

I went too the allstars tour and i have too say LIke moths to Flames was amazing!!!

10:whats my favorite food and you an adjective to describe it?

uhhhhh Pizza andddddd LIFE ALTERING!!!! 

11:whats your best flirting move?

ummm I’m really good at listening and love to hear about people and and girls and lives and stuff….. so certain persons should message me or something Wink WInkWINK!!!

NEW QUESTIONS!

1:ninjas or pirates?

2:favorite genre of music?

3:Archer or bobs burgers why?

4:whats your favorite instrument and why?

5:Whats your limit on trying something once?

6: whats about space is most fascinating to you?

7: favorite super hero?

9: who do you look up too in your life and why?

homesickatspace-camp

annascordato

beardedbuttguy

birthedbymusic

death-to-fake-history

dinglezingadong

dolleyedd

dollfacedanddoeeyed

girl-with-the-glass-feet

girlsdontplaypercussion

jessthevoice

Because reasons!!!